Alright, That Does It!!!
January 24th, 2008It has come to my attention that some of you are talking about having The RayDawgs without ya boy. Have you ever heard of anything so blasphemous?? That´s like Harold Melvin without the BlueNotes. `You´ll Never Go Platinum`.
For those of you that dont know, RayDawg is currently in Rio de Janeiro Brazil working on his tan and plotting against those Sap-suckas that would even think of pulling off such a trecherous act as having the RayDawg Awards without me.
At the begining of ´07 I let everyone know that The RayDawgs would be back in grand style and we pulled off one hellova show. If you missed it then that means you have to bring 3 people with you this year. Some one get a pen and write this down……..
We Will Be Having The RayDawgs this Year in ´08 With Ya Boy RayDiggy Himself!!!
Now, with saying that I would also like to warn all of you about false imitation raydawgs. If you receive an email about someone throwing a party called The RayDawgs and it doesnt have the RayDawg seal of approval then delete that from your inbox as if it was a chinese chainmail letter.
Here´s how to protect yourself from Fake RayDawg functions:
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If RayDawg aint there thats a dead give-away.
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If someone has contracted a little Mexican boy to play the role of RayDawg
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If there is no talk of Ice Sculpture liquor shots or Flaming Doctor Peppers
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If there are not, at least, two white girls throwing up in the bathroom
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Slap Yo Cousin Catering is doing the cooking
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If Three is not trying to play Prince Rodger Nelson´s Greatest Hits
Stay tuned to this blog for more updates as to when we´re having The REAL RayDawg Awards and beware of those cheap imitations.
and that´s all I have to say about that
RayDawg
PS… and for all of you that even thought about throwing the party without ya boy
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