Top 10 Reasons Oprah Winfrey is Gay
November 22nd, 2007In case you all havent figured it out yet I sincerely hate Oprah Winfrey. I´ll explain some other time as to why I think she´s the new anti-christ but right now I figured I´d list today´s focus.
Top 10 Reasons Oprah Winfrey is Gay
10. Oprah aint never been married
9. Ms Winfrey has had the same damn boyfriend for longer than The Simpsons have been on TV
8. Oprah loves Tom Cruise (he´s a closet punk if you didnt know)
7. For some reason, Oprah doesnt like rap music (that´s a clear sign right there)
6. Oprah´s book club selection has never read Iceberg Slims book
5. Oprah was more femine in the Color Purple than she is today
4. Oprah put Gail down with an entire show of her own
3. Oprah and Gail are just way too tight. I aint never seen Oprah take a road trip with Steadman
2. Gail admitted it to me
1. Oprah eats pussy
Now if you feel that I´ve gotten these in the wrong order or would like to add a reason just let me know so I can update the list for the 2.0 Oprah is Gay post.
But if you feel that I am wrong and Oprah in no way, shape or form is gay then please send me an email to youmightbegay2@realitycheck.com and I´ll answer that asap.
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Raydawg